For once, I would strive to write as little and be as detached as a pope preaching to bloodshot-eyed gentlemen sitting in front of a table dotted with liquor - cheap or not. Not because I fear this group of people, but because someone else in Somalia does - and someone else in Kenya has started trembling in fear, and someone else in America is idealess on how to stop them, and someone else in Europe and Yemen is either contemplating of joining them, or receiving rebel-like training that would give them a ticket to join this radical group.
So it is in the spirit of brotherhood that I request you look around, then read the word... shhh... Al-Shabaab... in shhh -ilence.
If you have followed the instructions, you must be safe. I display the chequered flag. The reading track is all clear. Go ahead, read the under-mentioned. But if you failed the exam of reading instructions, your life could be, should be, but is not in danger. But do follow instructions next time because...
Hardline Islamist Al Shabab, the Somali militant group with ideological links to Al Qaeda, threatened to attack neighboring Kenya following a crackdown on illegal immigrants from Somalia in Kenya's capital, Nairobi.
O.M.G am going AWOL!
In a recording posted on the internet, Ahmed Abdi Godane, also known as Sheik Mukhtar Abdirahman Abu Zubeyr (careful you don't break your tongue), threatened the Kenyan government that the fighters will enter Kenya. Please revise your decision al-Shh, we have not achieved our Vision 2030. And we would rather fight amongst ourselves. Yes We Can. Yes we have done it before.
"God willing we will arrive in Nairobi, we will enter Nairobi, God willing we will enter ... when we arrive we will hit, hit until we kill, weapons we have, praise be to God, they are enough." Boo! God will not will!
The crackdown by the Kenyan police followed a chaotic and destructive demo in Nairobi against the detention of Jamaican Muslim cleric Sheikh Abdullah al-Faisal, who has since been deported from the East African nation and arrived in his homeland, Jamaica, where he was received by the country’s police unit. Now why did we allow this factory reject to grace our land in the first place!?
It was after the chaotic violence that police raided Somali-inhabited area in Nairobi and other towns and arrested hundreds of illegal immigrants. The swoop on illegal immigrants has spread countrywide and more than 1,200 people have been detained. Most have been from Somalia, while Ethiopians, Cameroonians, Congolese, Rwandans, Mozambique, Tanzanians, Ugandans and Burundians are also in police custody. Eh... Okay. Na na Na na Na na na Hey Hey Kiss you Goodbye
The swoop was triggered by the demonstrations against the detention of the Jamaican hate cleric, who was arrested in Mombasa, the heart of Muslim in Kenya on New Year’s Eve at a local mosque (not bar?) and was initially accused of going against the conditions of his visa (which meant not indulging in drinking cheap liquor in a bar with fellow sinners!).
Faisal spent years travelling the UK preaching racial hatred urging his audience to kill Jews, Hindus and Westerners. I wonder why. But he must be having his reasons. Glad I don't fall in any part of his death-list.
He is also said to have encouraged Kenyan Muslims to join the extremist group al-Shabaab. Now, there is where he went wrong!
Witnesses say Kenya has deployed more troops near a Kenya-Somalia border town, Dhobley where militants have taken control. Take it easy boys. Don't use the weapon if you don't have to. You copy? Over and out.
Extremist Islamists who have been relentlessly trying to oust the Western backed Somali government seem to be advancing and recently captured the Lower Jubba region in southern Somalia from Hizbul Islam, their former allies. Good idea, wrong execution.
However, Al-Shabaab spokesman Sheikh Ali Mohamud disavowed the threat on attacking Kenya as a “fake.” I was expecting that...
But am still going AWOL!
And That's theSteifmastertake!!